February 2011
47 posts
lizzielizabeth: here's to awesome: the party →
lizzielizabeth:
At some point during my childhood, my mother made the mistake of taking me to see an orthodontist. It was discovered that I had a rogue tooth that was growing sideways.
My mom and I were told that the tooth, if left unchecked, would completely ruin everything in my life and turn me…
You stole this from Hyperbole and a Half. Give credit where credit is due, yo.
January 2011
55 posts
i like that on play-doh jars its says, "Fun to...
If you aren’t supposed to eat it, then why do they make it smell so good?
Business
theweaklife:
I have to say, never use the Paypal account your using for business to buy a personal item, especially if you pay for in a foreign currency, it’s just a bookkeeping nightmare.
*you’re
*pay for it in
*its
How is that proofreading class going for you?
;)
I really, truly, deeply
Hate my job.
I wish
John Mayer the celebrity was more like John Mayer the musician. Because his music is amazing.
“I can’t believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary.”
– (via glory2god)
Say what you’d like about Obama (I’ll keep my opinion to myself on that one), but the man can definitely deliver a speech.
Tomorrow I’ll probably spam this with clips from the SOTU alllllllll day long.
Long Underwear
Is definitely the greatest invention ever.
Drinking Caribou coffee out of a Starbucks mug.
I like to live life on the edge.
I’m so sick of things not working.
Ben Folds and Coffee.
The only two things going right this morning.
The world’s largest zit has taken up residence on my forehead. I’m contemplating calling up the Guinness people, this thing is so huge.
“To effectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the way...”
– Anthony Robbins
Going to bed in a clean room makes me feel a zillion times better. Which is why it’s weird my room isn’t usually particularly clean…But it is right now!
Why Studying Abroad is Awesome
lakeoverseas:
This is where I was this morning:
This is where I was tonight:
I’m reblogging myself, which is pretty lame. But this was the best day of my entire life.
In Regards to Previous Post...
Don’t worry, Lizzie. You’re still a member of the Aquarius family. And when it really is the Age of Aquarius, you can rejoice.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/?hpt=C2
WHHHHHHHAT?!?!
lizzielizabeth:
WAS this sanctioned by the same people that decided Pluto was no longer a Planet?! I am a CAPRICORN NOW?!!?! NO! HELL. NO. I am Aquarius. As in the “Dawning of the Age of”. This is RIDICULOUS. You can’t just change all of that! W.T.F. ?!
THEY CHANGED ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS?! BUT I’M TOTALLY A PISCES! I DON’T WANNA BE ANYTHING ELSE!
Why are root beer floats so delicious?
I learned how to shrink a human head in my first class today. I think its safe to assume that won’t be a boring class.
I survived my first crazy Tuesday! Even if part of the craziness was cancelled…
I just
Found a kazoo in my backpack. Seriously.
1:11 1/11/11
Yes.
BOLD STATEMENT
I love school like Alice Peck loves French toast.
FIRST DAY FIRST DAY FIRST DAY FIRST DAY
I’m such a nerd; I love the first day of a new semester.
Cakes that look like other foods freak me out.
“You’re all geniuses, and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anyone to tell you...”
– John Lennon | Submitted by: bornonthe17th (via quote-book)
